WAIT A SECOND
HE’S CALLED “TOOTHLESS”
BECAUSE HE LITERALLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY TEETH
NO FRIGGING WAY
WHY AM I JUST FIGURING THIS OUT NOW
i just saw this gif of him and i saw those flappy gums and i was like “wait a second” and suddenly everything...
im not gay i'm just dating my best friend
your average loyal hoe
WAIT A SECOND
HE’S CALLED “TOOTHLESS”
BECAUSE HE LITERALLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY TEETH
NO FRIGGING WAY
WHY AM I JUST FIGURING THIS OUT NOW
i just saw this gif of him and i saw those flappy gums and i was like “wait a second” and suddenly everything...
can u unfriend people from ur high school right after graduation or do u have to wait a year???
can u unfriend people from ur high school right after graduation or do u have to wait a year???
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
me: Chill

I CANT *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR ACCENT *gif* *gif* *gif*
I taught a robot the meaning of fear (robot c.o @manilabulletin)
It took me 4 tries to reblog this I couldn’t click shit
Person: (whispering) I taught a robot how to fear. Person: (off camera) Death. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise] Person: The void. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise] Person: Student loans. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise] captioned-vines
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
me: Chill
swords just… aren’t naturally “wooshy” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the noise, Susan. That’s why I add the noise. Susan
There is a glitch in the Matrix
I absolutely love this
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
I couldn’t once cuz of my phone glitch ;~;
I find it ironic that someone as attractive as David Karp makes websites for a fugly person like me.